Easter is Only in King James Version

“Easter”.  Where did it go ? It is certainly not in the bible. Well it is in the original King James Version and the 21st century version. It is not in any other version of the bible that I know of. It has been washed out just like an Obama scandal from the Internet. You might find it in some obscure version of the bible but you are going to have to look hard.

Fact is that Easter was only mentioned in the bible 1 time. You can go to Bible Hub and see a lot of translations and only King James says Easter. The rest say “passover”. Very odd since it is considered the holiest of all holy days. Not that it is celebrated as such. I seriously doubt it if even 1/4 of the people that celebrate Easter even know what it is about. They think it is just a holiday for kids.

Any way the only mention of Easter is in Acts 12:4 : This is when King Herod killed James and arrested Peter. Peter was given freedom when an angel of God came to him.

1Now about that time Herod the king stretched forth his hands to vex certain of the church.2And he killed James the brother of John with the sword. 3And because he saw it pleased the Jews, he proceeded further to take Peter also. (Then were the days of unleavened bread.) 4And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.

Lets dig deeper into Easter

We know where Jesus went but where did Easter go ?

Okay so is Easter the celebration of the resurrection of Christ ? Sorry Charlie but you have been fooled again by the mistranslation of words in the bible and the mistold stories passed down for thousands of years. Well since the bible was translated from Greek to English any way.

Easter is not about the resurrection. The original word that was in Greek is pascha and it refers to the passover. It is used 28 times in the New Testament. The King James bible translates it as “passover” everywhere except that one little verse in Acts 12:4 where it has been mistranslated as “easter” . So we know for sure that people in the 17th century made mistakes.

So the word “easter” is no longer in the bible.

So Just What is Easter Anyway?

This one is going to throw you for a loop. I am about to lay down the real truth of what is going on. I always say that bible stories are not told correctly. This is from bad translations and/or word of mouth.

Ever play that game when you were a kid where you get a bunch of kids in a circle and whisper a short story in each others ear. When it gets back to the first kid you find it has changed.

Well here we go with some bible truth for you. You probably have been celebrating Easter all your life thinking it was to do with the resurrection of Christ. Well it is not that. In fact you will not believe me when I tell you what it really is. How ever you can rest assured that the Reverend Father Marcus never lies when it comes to my Lord and Savior. But I will show you the proof in scripture so you know.
{ Remind me come Christmas time to lay a little truth on you about that one also }.

Easter is an abomination according to God. Easter has not one single thing to do with anything holy. ( Keep in mind I am speaking of “Easter” and not of the actual observance of the resurrection or passover ). Easter is in fact the name of a pagan goddess. The Goddess of Fertility from thousands of years before Christianity. This is the Goddess Ishtar. This is pronounced like easter.

Other cultures and languages had different spellings of the Goddess’ name like “Ashtaroth” , “Ashtoreth”, “Astarte” , “Ostara” , “Eostre” and “Eastre”. Any sound familiar? They should.

God says she is an abomination very similar to another horrible person which is an “Obamanation” . Hey it is in the bible , well it would be if I wrote it.

Taking a look at Judges 2:13 we find that God is quite angry at the children of Israel for worshiping the false gods “and they forsook the Lord, and served Baal and Ashtaroth”

Judges 10:6

“And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD, and served Baalim, and Ashtaroth, and the gods of Syria, and the gods of Zidon, and the gods of Moab, and the gods of the children of Ammon, and the gods of the Philistines, and forsook the LORD, and served not him.”

1 Kings 11:5

“For Solomon went after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the abomination of the Ammonites.”

So on to where bunnies and hiding eggs came into play. Ishtar was the goddess of fertility and giving birth. This lends to practice of having an Easter bunny and eggs. Bunnies are quite fertile and deliver quickly and thus the story goes.

So think on that the next time you celebrate Easter ! This is how things get started and mixed up. Everyone thinks Easter is a good thing when in fact it is an abomination to God.

To be fair the Apostles went into the cave which Jesus was resurrected from and seeing it empty sat down for a quick snack before going out to look for him. One man pulled out a big chocolate bunny rabbit and they broke it and ate it. Then they went out and told the people that it was time for the yearly egg hunt  and the people painted the eggs and hid them.

Really the deal is that people had this practice of painting up eggs as fertility thing having to do with the Goddess. This is a symbol of the eggs in the woman. As Christianity came along and the people turned away from the false Gods, some of them did not drop all their practices. They kept the practice of coloring eggs and as time went on it was adopted as a normal part of Christianity and the resurrection.

So it is not your fault that you are going to hell in a hand basket. You did not know. Well it is not the celebration it’s self as that is about the resurrection but about the Easter egg bunny part of it. Bad bunny !

So the answer to ” Where did Easter go ? ” is simple. It never was in the first place. A mistranslated word and a pagan ceremony.

Do not worry as I think God is going to cut you some slack on this matter. 

You will probably only get a couple days in Hell and and probation.

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